Which Whiskey Are You?
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Question 1/9
Most of us tend to gravitate toward particular flavors. Which do you tend to prefer?
- Sweet
- Savory
- Spicy
- An equal measure of each...
- Can we skip flavors and just get hammered, please?
Question 2/9

And which dinner "pairs" with you the best?
- Sushi and sashimi
- Aged steak
- A kickass burger!
- Anything vegan?
Question 3/9

Are you more of a homebody, or do you tend to enjoy getting out and meeting new barrels?
- There's no place like home...
- A little traveling from time to time is a good thing!
- If I didn't love traveling, I'd be a totally different person
Question 4/9

Your friend is feeling really upset about losing his girlfriend. How do you lift his "spirits"?
- I tell him to keep a cool head, and to be patient
- I get a bit philosophical and try to widen his thinking
- I take him out to meet a few new drinks
- Keep' fillin' that flask!
Question 5/9
Are you an excitable liquor? Or do you tend to play things more low-key?
- Excitable!@#!
- I play it cool...
- I fall somewhere between the two extremes...
Question 6/9

When drinking, is honesty always the best policy?
- Perfect time to tell people how you *really* feel!
- A little white lie to protect someone's feelings is okay
Question 7/9
When committing to a bottle, what's the most important consideration?
- Is this bottle as stable and committed as me?
- Will I really be happy with this bottle?
- Are me and this bottle rushing things?
- Is this bottle smokin' hot?
Question 8/9
Would you tend to agree that true wisdom only comes with age?
- Yes
- It's obviously more complex than that...
- Being young kicks ass!
Question 9/9

And just how, exactly, would you prefer to be drunk?
- Neat (no ice, no mixer)
- With water
- With Ice
- Cocktail
- Shot
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