What does a craft beer say about the drinker? We think a lot! At least a helluva lot more than seeing someone down a Bud Light! So pop a top, sniff the hops and find out which craft beer you are! The “morning after” can sometimes require a breakfast you have no interest in cooking. So, when you find yourself out at the diner, what do you order? Bacon, eggs, sausage and hash browns… and bacon. Biscuits and gravy… and bacon. Pancakes or waffles… and bacon. A slice of pie… and bacon. Something light. Toast and a poached egg, maybe… and bacon!. At the same diner, your waitress is popping her gum, sassing you and constantly calling you “Honey!” How much do tip? I tip the usual. I tip less; I like to be left alone in the morning. I tip huge; I love the true diner waitress “experience!”. I don’t tip; I don’t believe in it. Even though it rarely happens, what do you hope your car will smell like when you get in it in the morning? Coffee. Christmas spices. Fresh flowers. New car smell. Bacon. What kind of bars do you usually hit? Sports bars. Microbreweries. Music and Dance clubs. Dives. High-end lounges. And when you hit that bar up what kind of shoes are you sporting? Chucks or flip-flops. Loafers or slip-ons. Dress shoes. Work or cowboy boots. Nice athletic shoes. Most people like to lay a few bucks on a game of chance or a game of skill on occasion. So, when cash is burning a hole in your pocket, what’s your bet? I bet on sports. I bet on horses. I bet on casino games. I bet on myself!. When was the last time you got completely housed? Last night. Last week. Last month. Six months or more. When you’re invited to a BYOB party, what do you bring? The cheap stuff. The mid-range stuff. The good stuff. On the other hand, when YOU throw a party where do you HIDE the good stuff? I don’t, I like people to try good beer. The crisper drawer in the fridge. Are you kidding? I have my own beer fridge!. Ever done the home brew thing? Hell yeah! I got a batch going right now!. I tried it once and I’m pretty sure I made anthrax. No, but I’d like to. Nope. That's why they have liquor stores!.