Which Metal Singer Are You?
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Question 1/10
When you hit that eardrum-piercing high note what do you expect to see?
- Angels descending on dragons
- Heads exploding and shattering glass.
- People losing their sh*t
- Uh… nothing… because my eyes are closed
- Yeah… really not a “high note” guy
Question 2/10
What are you singing about when you hit that note?
- Umm… angels descending on dragons
- Heads exploding, shattering glass
- Death. Mostly waiting for it.
- Sex. A touch of leather, maybe.
Question 3/10
What’s the closest you’ve ever come to going to jail?
- Never been close
- I’ve been right on the edge
- Does a holding cell count?
- Actual jail. That’s close, right?
Question 4/10
If you’re working your way to the bottom of a whiskey bottle, people should…
- Steer clear unless they wanna get popped
- Join me
- Lock up the valuables
- Remind me that I’m running a bit short on brain cells
Question 5/10
A metal singer’s gotta have a look. What’s yours?
- I’d cultivate the “I just ate a human heart” look
- The “What is soap exactly” look
- The “Yes, these are custom leather pants” look
- The “I’m wearing jeans and t-shirt” look
- The “I’m just going to punch you on principle” look
Question 6/10
What’s on your pizza?
- Veggies
- A full pig… and most of a cow
- Straight cheese
- Mushrooms... the magical kind
Question 7/10
Life on the road is hard on the love life, how would you describe yours right now?
- On tour
- Taking a break
- Comfortable
- Overly complicated…
Question 8/10
On that road you get clocked doing 100 in a 55. How do you get out of the ticket?
- Cast a spell of forgetting
- Offer up some tickets of my own
- Invite the cop on the bus… wait… that’s a really bad idea!
Question 9/10
Metal is…
- Speed
- A way of life
- Fun, man. Don’t overthink it!
Question 10/10
You’re asked to do a song on a metal covers record. You’ve got these choices… GO!
- “Raining Blood” by Slayer
- “Stargazer” by Rainbow
- “Balls to the Wall” by Accept
- "Holy Wars... The Punishment Due" by Megadeth
- “Am I Evil” by Diamond Head
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