Ever wonder what it would be like to be onstage in front of thousands of screaming fans, each one of them waiting for your mighty voice to pierce the sky like a scimitar? How about singing along — off-key — to Queensryche songs while stuck in traffic? Either way, wouldn’t you like to know which metal singer you are? Then join the metal militia, take the quiz and find out!
Which Metal Singer Are You?
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Question 1/10
When you hit that eardrum-piercing high note what do you expect to see?
- Angels descending on dragons
- Heads exploding and shattering glass.
- People losing their sh*t
- Uh… nothing… because my eyes are closed
- Yeah… really not a “high note” guy
Question 2/10
What are you singing about when you hit that note?
- Umm… angels descending on dragons
- Heads exploding, shattering glass
- Death. Mostly waiting for it.
- Sex. A touch of leather, maybe.
Question 3/10
What’s the closest you’ve ever come to going to jail?
- Never been close
- I’ve been right on the edge
- Does a holding cell count?
- Actual jail. That’s close, right?
Question 4/10
If you’re working your way to the bottom of a whiskey bottle, people should…
- Steer clear unless they wanna get popped
- Join me
- Lock up the valuables
- Remind me that I’m running a bit short on brain cells
Question 5/10
A metal singer’s gotta have a look. What’s yours?
- I’d cultivate the “I just ate a human heart” look
- The “What is soap exactly” look
- The “Yes, these are custom leather pants” look
- The “I’m wearing jeans and t-shirt” look
- The “I’m just going to punch you on principle” look
Question 6/10
What’s on your pizza?
- Veggies
- A full pig… and most of a cow
- Straight cheese
- Mushrooms... the magical kind
Question 7/10
Life on the road is hard on the love life, how would you describe yours right now?
- On tour
- Taking a break
- Comfortable
- Overly complicated…
Question 8/10
On that road you get clocked doing 100 in a 55. How do you get out of the ticket?
- Cast a spell of forgetting
- Offer up some tickets of my own
- Invite the cop on the bus… wait… that’s a really bad idea!
Question 9/10
Metal is…
- Speed
- A way of life
- Fun, man. Don’t overthink it!
Question 10/10
You’re asked to do a song on a metal covers record. You’ve got these choices… GO!
- “Raining Blood” by Slayer
- “Stargazer” by Rainbow
- “Balls to the Wall” by Accept
- "Holy Wars... The Punishment Due" by Megadeth
- “Am I Evil” by Diamond Head
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