How “Deadpool” Are You?

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Question 1/10

Hey! Are you a cheap date?

  • Depends, what do you have in mind, sailor?
  • Nope. I can drink the 5th Fleet AND Charlie Sheen under the table!
  • Yep. Two drinks and I’m sooo wasted!
Question 2/10

You’re caught in a whopper of a lie. What happens next?

  • I keep right on lying about the lie until it sounds more true
  • I come clean and try to play it off like a joke
  • I apologize profusely and nothing says “sorry” like Thin Mints!
  • I just admit it and take my punishment
Question 3/10

Who do you go to when you need advice?

  • My family
  • My friends
  • My court-ordered “counselor”
  • Strangers I meet on the street
  • The voices in my head
Question 4/10

Funny ha-ha or funny strange?

  • Funny ha-ha! I am freakin' hilarious!
  • Funny strange! I’m as odd as they come!
  • Like conjoined twins, can’t have one without the other!
  • How about funny never, laughing boy?
Question 5/10

Ultimate vacay?

  • Vacations are a waste of time
  • Anyplace I won’t get sand in my crack
  • Anyplace I won’t freeze my onions off
  • Anyplace that’ll serve a guy in a mask a stiff drink!
Question 6/10

Hate Mondays?

  • Yeppers! Who doesn’t despise a Monday? Amirite?
  • No siree! Love them like bubble baths!
Question 7/10

Life is…

  • Sweet like candy
  • Like forever… and ever… and ever
  • Unpredictable like me
  • What happens while you’re standing in line for the toilet
  • A highway and I'm gonna ride it all night long
Question 8/10

Anyone ever call you crazy… and mean it?

  • Every day, son, every day!
  • Once… and it didn’t go well!
  • No, because I’m not crazy! Just ask the voices in my head.
Question 9/10

What's the worst thing about being you?

  • I work too hard
  • I’m kind of an ass
  • I’ve got a wicked temper
  • I’m just not quite awesome enough
Question 10/10

What's the best thing about being you?

  • My focus
  • There are sooo many things! You pick one!
  • My roguish sense of humor
  • My well-deserved self-confidence
  • My girlish figure
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