Do you sometimes feel nostalgia for simpler times, like when ripping someone's head off in a video game was cause for widespread parental outcry?
- Aww... I fondly remember all those hours spent squinting at puddles of 16-bit blood... So cute!
- Nope, when I rip someone's spine out, I want cutting edge graphics!
What’s the most attractive feature of your personality?
- Raw passion, baby!
- Being… uh… nice?
You've just delivered a flawless victory in a passionate, winner-takes-all argument. You are now sporting a...
- S**t-eating grin :D
- Look of fiery, self-righteous indignation
- Clearly pleased, but eminently polite expression
- "Get the f*** outta here before I eat your children" super glare!
What was your favorite naughty thing to do as a kid?
- Being the class clown
- Sneaking sweets
- Playing with fire!
- I was never naughty… no really I wasn't, I swear!
If you were destined to be on the receiving end of someone else’s finishing move, which last meal might you request?
- Fire up the grill, baby; it's BBQ time!
- Ice cream and candy
- Nothing with meat...
- The most expensive thing on the f***in’ menu!