How “Deadpool” Are You?
Hero? Villain? Anti-hero? Heartless killer or killer with a heart of gold? There are many faces to Deadpool and there’s no telling which one will show up! Even he has no idea most of the time! So do you have all those Pools in you? Take our quiz to find out how Deadpool you are!
Hey! Are you a cheap date?
- Depends, what do you have in mind, sailor?
- Nope. I can drink the 5th Fleet AND Charlie Sheen under the table!
- Yep. Two drinks and I’m sooo wasted!
You’re caught in a whopper of a lie. What happens next?
- I keep right on lying about the lie until it sounds more true
- I come clean and try to play it off like a joke
- I apologize profusely and nothing says “sorry” like Thin Mints!
- I just admit it and take my punishment
Who do you go to when you need advice?
- My family
- My friends
- My court-ordered “counselor”
- Strangers I meet on the street
- The voices in my head
Funny ha-ha or funny strange?
- Funny ha-ha! I am freakin' hilarious!
- Funny strange! I’m as odd as they come!
- Like conjoined twins, can’t have one without the other!
- How about funny never, laughing boy?
- Vacations are a waste of time
- Anyplace I won’t get sand in my crack
- Anyplace I won’t freeze my onions off
- Anyplace that’ll serve a guy in a mask a stiff drink!
- Yeppers! Who doesn’t despise a Monday? Amirite?
- No siree! Love them like bubble baths!
- Sweet like candy
- Like forever… and ever… and ever
- Unpredictable like me
- What happens while you’re standing in line for the toilet
- A highway and I'm gonna ride it all night long
Anyone ever call you crazy… and mean it?
- Every day, son, every day!
- Once… and it didn’t go well!
- No, because I’m not crazy! Just ask the voices in my head.
What's the worst thing about being you?
- I work too hard
- I’m kind of an ass
- I’ve got a wicked temper
- I’m just not quite awesome enough
What's the best thing about being you?
- My focus
- There are sooo many things! You pick one!
- My roguish sense of humor
- My well-deserved self-confidence
- My girlish figure