Why Are You Still A Bachelor?
Your bachelor pad is begging for a makeover. What do you focus on first?
- Living room
- The bedroom... *wink*
How do you tend to spend your time alone at home?
- I like to read...
- Video games... or TV
- Listening to music
- Working out
It's the first date. You gonna dress to impress or what?
- I will dress with impeccable taste, as always...
- Meh.. I'd rather be comfortable than impressive...
Good food is a social lubricant. And we can all agree that proper lubrication is a very good thing, right? So where are you gonna take her out?
- I'll Yelp up an awesome restaurant!
- Pizza... everyone loves pizza!
- I'll be cooking the meal myself, obviously...
- You know what else makes for a good lubricant? Being damn sexy... so I'll just stay focused on that...
She wants to see a movie. That wasn't your plan, but you'll have to roll with it... What do you suggest, then?
- A touching documentary...
- "Jackass: The Movie"
- Is there a romantic-comedy in the house??? Please???
- Netflix and chill... baby!
How would a description of your ideal girl begin?
- "She's so damn hot..."
- "She laughs when I do..."
- "She's almost as smart as me!"
- "She's my soulmate..."
Which of the following is most likely to send your date straight into the toilet?
- Poor grooming
- Mindless conversation
- Booooooring... no life!
- Emotional coldness
Let's say a friend of yours was gonna try to set you up with someone... how would they sell you?
- "He takes good care of himself..."
- "Really an all-around great guy!"
- "Soooo funny!"