Which Rapper Are You?
When you’re rollin’ down the street, smokin’, what are you sippin’… besides gin and juice?
- Colt 45. Brown. Paper. Bag.
- Still gin and juice… you know I got a backup, son
If you could post up at a party in ANY city in the world – and you can – where would you RSVP?
- Ain’t no other city but New York
- LA’s the place
- Paris is my spot
- Tokyo. There’s some weird doings over there!
When Hollywood comes knocking – and you know they will – are you answering the door?
- Damn right I am! Star quality right here!
- Yeah, but I’m in it to produce
- Nah, unless it’s a party they can keep that sh*t
How do you handle the mic?
- Like a weapon
- Like a lover
- Like a sports car
- Like a quality tobacco water pipe
- A drug
- A problem
- Really f***in’ confusing!
What do you expect to see on the Goodyear blimp?
- “Ice Cube’s a Pimp”
- Umm... “Goodyear”
- Probably a football stadium... with me in it
- Wait… am I riding ON the blimp? Am I IN the blimp? Am I the blimp? This sh*t is a freak-out
When you’re goin’ old school you’re goin’…
- KRS and Cool J
- Public Enemy and D.M.C.
- Scarface and Lil Wayne
- Bone Thugs and Wu-Tang
A fight breaks out at your house party. What do you do?
- Nothing. Ain’t my house, I rented it for the party.
- Tell everybody to relax and have a brownie
- Come out swingin’
- Start throwing Grammys at the fools
- Start laying bets
Your bathroom has…
- A gold plated bidet
- A 60” TV
- A smaller bathroom inside it
- A lion handing out moist towelettes
Finally: West Coast or East Coast?
- West Coast smooth
- East Coast cold
- I ate the Midwest in a diner... as a snack