Which Rapper Are You?

You think you can check? You can’t cash this! Your signature rhyme on the line has been rejected. No credit. You don’t deserve it… ’til you earn it… so take this quiz and prove you took the time to learn it! Which rapper are you? Take this quiz and find out!

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Question 1/10

When you’re rollin’ down the street, smokin’, what are you sippin’… besides gin and juice?

Patreezy
Champagne
Cognac
Colt 45. Brown. Paper. Bag.
Still gin and juice… you know I got a backup, son

Question 2/10

If you could post up at a party in ANY city in the world – and you can – where would you RSVP?

Ain’t no other city but New York
LA’s the place
Paris is my spot
Tokyo. There’s some weird doings over there!

Question 3/10

When Hollywood comes knocking – and you know they will – are you answering the door?

Damn right I am! Star quality right here!
Yeah, but I’m in it to produce
Nah, unless it’s a party they can keep that sh*t

Question 4/10

How do you handle the mic?

Like a weapon
Like a lover
Like a sports car
Like a quality tobacco water pipe

Question 5/10

Love is…

A drug
A problem
Really f***in’ confusing!

Question 6/10

What do you expect to see on the Goodyear blimp?

“Ice Cube’s a Pimp”
Umm... “Goodyear”
Probably a football stadium... with me in it
Wait… am I riding ON the blimp? Am I IN the blimp? Am I the blimp? This sh*t is a freak-out

Question 7/10

When you’re goin’ old school you’re goin’…

KRS and Cool J
Public Enemy and D.M.C.
Scarface and Lil Wayne
Bone Thugs and Wu-Tang
Me

Question 8/10

A fight breaks out at your house party. What do you do?

Nothing. Ain’t my house, I rented it for the party.
Tell everybody to relax and have a brownie
Come out swingin’
Start throwing Grammys at the fools
Start laying bets

Question 9/10

Your bathroom has…

A gold plated bidet
A 60” TV
A smaller bathroom inside it
A lion handing out moist towelettes

Question 10/10

Finally: West Coast or East Coast?

West Coast smooth
East Coast cold
I ate the Midwest in a diner... as a snack

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