Which Deli Sandwich Are You?
You’re doing a little name-calling at the refs, but there are kids sitting near you so… delicate ears. Which of these works for you?
- Dick Cheney!
You’re at a busy NY deli and the guy in front of you can’t decide what to order. He wants the Reuben. No… maybe ham. Or French dip... What do you do?
- Patiently wait while dimwit decides
- Suggest my favorite sandwich
- Just order over him
- Just order FOR him
- Tell the loser to f-off back to Ohio
Which of these would be your “can’t live without it” website?
- Men’s Health
- Art of Manliness
- Let's just say I only go there in incognito mode in Chrome...
Which of these comes closest to the biggest mistake you’ve ever made?
- That tattoo on my ass… that ended up being a meme
- Taco Bell on a road trip
- Forgetting my anniversary
- It’s somewhere in Vegas
In keeping with the English origins of the sandwich, we gotta ask which Bond is THE James Bond?
- Connery, like that’s a question!
- Moore, suave and sophisticated
- Brosnan, witty and resourceful
- Craig, tough and blue-collar
Be honest: What would be your first reaction if you saw someone fall into a ditch while texting?
- I’d call 911
- I’d keep walking… happens every day
- I’d jump in after them and render aid
- I’d laugh my ass off
Where do you go when you need to "get away from it all"?
- My man cave
- The can
- Vegas... for a work conference... I swear!
Nobody should EVER give themselves a nickname. But if you could steal a cool one, what would it be?
- “Cap’n Crunch”
- “The Hebrew Hammer”
- “The Big Hurt”
- “The Show”
- “Mad Dog”