Which Deli Sandwich Are You?

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Question 1/8

You’re doing a little name-calling at the refs, but there are kids sitting near you so… delicate ears. Which of these works for you?

  • Jerk!
  • Jackhole!
  • Putz!
  • Dick Cheney!
Question 2/8

You’re at a busy NY deli and the guy in front of you can’t decide what to order. He wants the Reuben. No… maybe ham. Or French dip... What do you do?

  • Patiently wait while dimwit decides
  • Suggest my favorite sandwich
  • Just order over him
  • Just order FOR him
  • Tell the loser to f-off back to Ohio
Question 3/8

Which of these would be your “can’t live without it” website?

  • Men’s Health
  • Art of Manliness
  • ESPN
  • Reddit
  • Let's just say I only go there in incognito mode in Chrome...
Question 4/8

Which of these comes closest to the biggest mistake you’ve ever made?

  • Marriage
  • That tattoo on my ass… that ended up being a meme
  • Taco Bell on a road trip
  • Forgetting my anniversary
  • It’s somewhere in Vegas
Question 5/8

In keeping with the English origins of the sandwich, we gotta ask which Bond is THE James Bond?

  • Connery, like that’s a question!
  • Moore, suave and sophisticated
  • Brosnan, witty and resourceful
  • Craig, tough and blue-collar
Question 6/8

Be honest: What would be your first reaction if you saw someone fall into a ditch while texting?

  • I’d call 911
  • I’d keep walking… happens every day
  • I’d jump in after them and render aid
  • I’d laugh my ass off
Question 7/8

Where do you go when you need to "get away from it all"?

  • My man cave
  • Nature
  • The can
  • Vegas... for a work conference... I swear!
Question 8/8

Nobody should EVER give themselves a nickname. But if you could steal a cool one, what would it be?

  • “Cap’n Crunch”
  • “The Hebrew Hammer”
  • “The Big Hurt”
  • “The Show”
  • “Mad Dog”
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