How Chuck Norris Are You?

How Chuck Norris Are You?

How Chuck Norris Are You?

Chuck Norris is the toughest man on the planet. If you didn’t know that, it’s probably because Chuck roundhouse-kicked you in the head and you forgot who you are. So why don’t you give this quiz a whirl and find out how much you resemble the 10th degree black belt himself? You’ll be sorry if you don’t!

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Question 1/8

What is your middle name?

"Danger"
"Adventure"
"Pain", "Agony", and "Suffering"
"Snowball"

Question 2/8

You walk into a restaurant, but the hostess tells you the kitchen is closed. What do you do?

Ask nicely if I can grab a really quick bite
Charge into the kitchen and raid the fridge
Offer a bribe of $20
Roundhouse-kick the clock and make it two hours earlier

Question 3/8

You come across a magic lamp with a genie inside. What is your first wish?

Ultimate Karate powers
To be Chuck Norris
A trillion dollars, cash
I don't ask the genie for wishes - the genie asks ME

Question 4/8

As the old saying goes, "If at first you don't succeed..."

You're obviously not Chuck Norris
Get back up and try again!
Try something a little easier next time!
You're not karate-chopping hard enough

Question 5/8

God bless America! You have been elected to Congress. How will you get your 1st bill passed?

Get the public on my side
Bi-partisan support
I roundhouse kicked the constitution and got all my bills passed already
Money from lobbyists

Question 6/8

It's the battle of the century: Batman vs. Superman. Who is the winner?

Batman - he is smarter
Superman - he is stronger
There is no winner - it's a tie
Chuck Norris

Question 7/8

You're waiting in line at Starbucks, and a stranger cuts in front of you. Are you gonna let them get away with this?

I will roundhouse kick them to the back of the line
I will tap them on the shoulder and point out what they did was rude
I just need my coffee, I don't care
Why am I even here? Starbucks drinks ME to wake up in the morning!

Question 8/8

The President has decided to add your face to Mount Rushmore. Will you accept this gracious offer?

As long as I'm the biggest face on the mountain
I'd be honored. Thanks Prez!
Eh, I'm too shy...
I'll pass. The granite isn't tough enough for my beard.

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